Myers Briggs By Superpowers

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
INTJ: Immortality
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
INTP: Omniscience
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ISTP: Invulnerability
ENFJ: Empathic powers

the cloud computing network for bitcoin calculations is like 500 times more powerful than the worlds strongest super computer and yet it is outdone in function by virtual hats in a videogame where “covered in piss” is a legitimate debuff

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

me whenever i see a pigeon: nice

radvillain:

girl: come over

me: interior crocodile alligator

girl: my parents aren’t home

me: i drive a chevrolet movie theater

Waka Flocka - SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
541,809 plays

officialmothman:

where is he going?

connorkawaii:

connorkawaii:

three words. just those these special words. and ill be yours forever.

free video games

assdeluxe:

*discovers a giant floating orb in the woods*

sick

*snapchats it*

trillow:

this is ur pilot speaking……..fuck u

killbenedictcumberbatch:

i scrolled past this and then i went back up and played it and the sound was off for whatever reason but i listened to it and i’m really glad i did

please, judge me not by the vast number of crimes against society i have committed, but by the good memes i post online regularly