me witnessing the birth of my child: nice
i want to start an all-positive conspiracy theory movement. chemtrails promote healthy bones. the moon landing was faked to give people something to believe in. the reptilians only wear skin suits to avoid startling people.


a softer new world order

Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?


do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

i…………….think im pansexual


yea i have a real girlfriend. her names… mysterious. mysterious blood pyramid. she goes to a different school

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An excerpt from last night


Got kicked out of morikami gardens for wrestling too much. Fucked up all the zen sand and suplexed my brother into the koi pond